“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”
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“Oh, I could look up the menu for the brunch place we’re going to on Sunday and pick out what I want to order!”
^ a real thought that runs through my mind on a Thursday night. And I was legitimately excited.
zmpl:
šø boss Follow
buy her lingerie then fuck her in it
šø angryboss Follow
buy her lingerie then burn it because iām so angry >:/
šø sadboss Follow
stab me in the peenis because iām so sad :(
šŗwhiteboysquirkingonthebeat Follow
I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.
The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.







