Resentful but Emotionally Numb

everythingfox:

“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”

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chrisdoeslife:

“Oh, I could look up the menu for the brunch place we’re going to on Sunday and pick out what I want to order!”

^ a real thought that runs through my mind on a Thursday night. And I was legitimately excited.

horsewizardart:

A three panel My Little Pony comic. Panel 1: Twilight Sparkle, reading "Pretty Pony Princess Quarterly - The Luna Issue" gets a text on a phone. Panel 2: A text exchange between her and Fluttershy. Fluttershy: would you still like me (pleading emoji) if i was a worm (caterpillar emoji). Twilight: LOL! Of course I would, Fluttershy. Smiley face emoticon. The iOS "three dots" symbols shows that Fluttershy is typing. Panel 3: A Fluttershy-colored worm looks at a phone. She has finished her text, which reads "ok that's good because some stuff has happened"ALT

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zmpl:

🐸 boss Follow

buy her lingerie then fuck her in it

🐸 angryboss Follow

buy her lingerie then burn it because i’m so angry >:/

🐸 sadboss Follow

stab me in the peenis because i’m so sad :(

šŸ•ŗwhiteboysquirkingonthebeat Follow

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normal-horoscopes:

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I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.

I'm unfollowing you because I disagree with how you spend your money

grawly:

i dont blame you